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Professor Green denies murder with candlestick in conservatory

Cluedo character/rapper claims Colonel Mustard did it, using the lead pipe.

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'Darkest ever' Batman just a black screen

CHRISTOPHER Nolan’s latest Batman film consists of a cinema screen that remains black and silent for two-and-a-half hours.

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