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Robert Diamond agrees to give up use of 'Bob'

Cold-hearted millionaire relinquishes ‘matey’ moniker.

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Family needs £36,800 to afford the useless trappings of our moronic society

New survey shows minimum income required for purchase of gee-gaws including telly that makes things look real.

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