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Saudi throne could pass to fat, elderly misogynist who thinks it's 1342

ARAB Spring means next Crown Prince could believe he’s living in the 14th Century rather than the 10th or 12th, say experts.

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Euro debt crisis to be solved with 200 billion opinions

THE European Union is close to agreeing a deal to save the single currency with a fresh injection of 200 billion opinions into the thinking system.

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