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Some of my best friends are fat millionaires, says Blatter

FIFA president says future rows about racist abuse should be settled by players getting together in a yacht moored off the coast of Capri over a 19-course lunch.

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Brian Sewell's Euro 2012 playoff round-up

NEXT year I shall be reviving the lost tradition of the Grand Tour Of Europe, with my route taking me to every town in which Lord Byron managed to impregnate a member of the local aristocracy while writing his greatest work An Ode To Scuttling A Duchess.

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