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Some of our best friends own black people, say banks

Big lenders reject accusations of racism and say countries full of black people deliver excellent returns.

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Adebayor to bring starving child to contract negotiations

EMMANUEL Adebayor will ask Harry Redknapp to tell a Togolese orphan that his wage demands are unreasonable.

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