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Stephen Hendry to become motorbike daredevil

Seven-time snooker world champion to make leaping over 20 exploding buses seem like the most boring thing that has ever happened.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) You’ve made all the necessary work preparations before your holiday – assigning urgent projects to co-workers and informing clients of your absence, etc. Just need to drop that virulent strain of botulism into the water cooler and you’re good to go.

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