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The Shining sequel 'will make you shit your pants'

“It’s so scary you’re going to literally poo yourself,” says horror master Stephen King.

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Third Middleton sister to have controversial vagina

PLANS are underway to launch a third Middleton sister who will have a controversial vagina.

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