UN issues list of books it is probably okay to burn

Officials urge Koran burners to switch to Peter Benchley’s Jaws and the novelisation of Cocoon.

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Coke-fuelled orgies - now, Britain tells Murdoch

BRITAIN has warned Rupert Murdoch not to put a baby story on the front page of a Sunday tabloid ever again.

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