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US unveils shiny new psychopath

This man is called Rick Perry and he believes Jesus will restore America’s AAA credit rating if they leave him a fish finger under a magical, upturned bucket.

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New hormone test offers married men timetable of misery

FEMALE hormone tests can now accurately predict the rate at which a man’s life will fall to bits.

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