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Warnock to spend more time shouting at traffic

Former QPR boss to stand next to A17 telling people to stay two chevrons apart.

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Neville checks his phone is working

GARY Neville has spent the last 24 hours obsessively calling his voicemail and making sure his phone has full bars,

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