Windows 7 designed 'during massive piss-up'

“I’m amazed it only needs to be updated every 13 minutes because I was fucking hammered,” says Microsoft engineer

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Online coupons saving Britons £5bn on things they don't want

SIX in ten Britons regularly use internet coupons to spend less money on things that have absolutely no value.

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