World's oldest sheep 'learned nothing'

 

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Dear Holly,I managed to score with a really hot babe from my local by getting her horribly incapacitated on vodka and coke laced with rohypnol. However, I was really disappointed to see that underneath her clothes she was wearing cheap underwear from Primark. Why is it women have no self-respect these days?Darren Milton Keynes

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