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X Factor denies groping Britain in a toilet

Predatory talent show accused of defiling innocent country with its big fat hands.

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Chelsea fans go all giddy

THOUSANDS of tattooed Chelsea supporters have locked themselves in their room listening to Justin Bieber after the appointment of André Villas-Boas as manager.

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