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Who's who in the Royal Box

As Andy Murray thrashed the living daylights out of some pathetic foreigner, the Wimbledon Royal Box was once again a who’s who of people who are infinitely better than scum like you.

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What hope for ugly people?

Dear Holly, I’ve lost all faith in love. If TomKat can’t make it work, where’s the hope for us poor, ugly people? Gill Grimsby

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