30 degree heat makes getting smashed this lunchtime mandatory

SOARING temperatures mean that popping out of the office for six pints this lunchtime is compulsory behaviour, it has been confirmed.

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Woman on Tinder preferred dick pics to Strava routes

A WOMAN who thought she was sick of pictures of penises has discovered she prefers them to tedious statistics about exercise activities.

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