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Alcohol the load-bearing element of friendship, man discovers

A MAN cutting out alcohol has realised that without it, his friendships are an awful lot of work. 

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Don't just do oral, and other conception tips for morons

ARE you an idiot trying to breed in the mistaken belief the world needs more like you? Struggling with what goes where? These pointers may bring you success: 

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