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Banning alcohol adverts to instantly stop UK getting pissed

A BAN on alcohol adverts is guaranteed to make the British public immediately stop drinking permanently, it is believed.

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He had all his blood replaced while she was in space: Six surprisingly relatable celebrity break-ups

ORLANDO Bloom got new blood while Katy Perry was in space, and now they’re over, basically just like your mates Steve and Becky. Despite involving celebrities, these splits are relatable:

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