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British man decides that in event of nationwide power cut he would get pissed

A MAN has looked at the power cut across Spain, considered his options, and decided that in similar circumstances in the UK he would get pissed. 

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Jarvis Cocker, and other frontmen who speak lyrics because they can't really sing

GOT charisma? Can’t sing? Don’t let it stop you stepping up to the mic for a lengthy career. When the tune gets too tricky just talk your way through, like these legends: 

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