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Calling it 'plonk', and other twee ways to disguise your dependency on alcohol

WANT to make your worrying thirst for booze seem harmless? Try these socially acceptable ways.

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Teenage couple celebrate one-month anniversary with cans of cider on the swings

A TEENAGE couple have marked their first month together by necking Strongbow in a playground.

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