Cartoons of foxes in waistcoats, and other features of truly characterless gastropubs

SOULLESS pubs feigning a long rustic history always pull the same interior design crap based around the same few bollocks items: 

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We ask you: have you even noticed Ireland has called an election?

ELECTIONS in other English-speaking countries are obviously of great interest to Britons, unless they’re in the country directly next door. Have you noticed? 

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