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Couple who only drink at weekends really f**king drink at weekends

A COUPLE who only drink on Fridays and Saturdays get absolutely f**king wrecked every Friday and Saturday, friends have confirmed. 

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Flumps, and other foods you're ashamed to buy as an adult

ONCE you’re over 18 you’re embarrassed to be seen buying certain foods. These are the most shameful:

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