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Five warning signs you aren't going to the pub this evening

LOOKING forward to a pint after work? Steady on. If you detect any of these warning signs, the odds are not in your favour: 

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Dog wishes owner's leg would reciprocate more when they hump


A PET dog just wishes he could believe that his owner’s leg is as into their regular lovemaking as he is.

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