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Freshers drinking to forget they're already 20 grand in debt

STUDENTS newly arriving at university have hit the bars to drink away their fears about already owing tens of thousands of pounds.

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How I'll function as the ultimate AI guardrail, by President Trump

AI. Everyone wants it but America has it, and they also have the best safety system in existence to make sure it can never harm anyone: me. This is how I do it: 

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