Friends suspect woman not drinking at wedding is hungover

GIGGLING friends suspect a woman, aged 33 and newly married, is refusing all alcohol because she is in a delicate condition after an epic session. 

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We ask you: why are Trump supporters pretending they have head injuries?

TRUMP backers at the Republican national convention copied their hero by wearing bandages on their heads. What is wrong with them? 

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