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Have you memorised your Wetherspoons emergency survival plan?

IN THE event of a Covid outbreak in your local ‘Spoons, fast and decisive action by punters is required. Here is the chain’s advice to read and commit to memory.

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UK law now opt-in

BRITISH law now only applies to you if you ticked the box when you were filling in the form, it has emerged. 

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