'Hilarious' chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man's decision to get pissed

A MAN’S decision to get wasted in a pub was in no way influenced by a chalkboard message inviting him to come inside.

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He doesn't even remember who I am, says sobbing Farage

NIGEL Farage has been sitting on the edge of his bed in the dark crying and holding a signed photo of President Trump, according to friends.

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