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How to drink your recommended five pints a day

EVERY adult should be quaffing a minimum five pints of beer or cider in the sunny weather. Squeeze 96 fluid ounces of booze into your day with this guide: 

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Woman's career not good enough to justify her being single

A WOMAN who claims her job means she is too busy for romancedoes not have a job important enough for that to be convincing. 

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