How to navigate a pub full of twats from school

VISITING your parents for Christmas? Chances are you’ll end up in a pub with old schoolmates either in the same boat or who never moved away. Get through it:

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King Charles uses first Christmas message to attack inconsistencies in VAR

KING Charles III has used his first address to the nation to attack the inconsistent use of video assistant referees in domestic football. 

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