How to regain your dignity after ordering a half

FEELING like a worthless, pathetic weakling after ordering half a pint? Start rebuilding your dignity with these tips.

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Thom, and other pretentious name spellings that signal an utter twat

MOST of us make do with a bog-standard spelling of our name but some people have to be wankers about it, like these:

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