How to respectfully get off your tits tonight

TOMORROW is an historic day of national mourning. Mark the occasion appropriately by getting deferentially drunk: 

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Thirteen things the twat who'd been on a gap year like, learned, man

GOING to university? You’ll shortly meet the gap year student who learned obvious lessons on their travels. Julian Cook passes on life lessons: 

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