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How to shock the nation with disgraceful scenes of drunken behaviour, but at home

TONIGHT photographers will be prowling to catch shameful scenes of pissed-up Britain showing its knickers and urinating publicly. But how can you do this at home? 

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Why you're a weird, socially-dysfunctional Christmas guest. By your in-laws

WE’RE not the ones who ruin Christmas with our weird behaviour and by being out-of-touch dinosaurs – you’re the problem. Here’s why.

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