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How your shitty little town can host its own Oktoberfest

EXPERIENCED Munich’s festival of outdoor beer-swilling and keen to attract similar drunken overspending to your provincial piss-pot parish? Go ahead: 

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We ask you: What does poor Donald Trump have to do to win the Nobel Peace Prize?

THE Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded, and once again President Trump has been overlooked in favour of a nobody. What does he have to do? 

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