It is five pints in a beer garden o'clock

THE time is now exactly knock off work and drink five delicious pints in a beer garden o’clock, scientists have confirmed.

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All the references to other stuff in Deadpool & Wolverine because films now come with f**king homework

BEEN to see Deadpool & Wolverine? Failed to see the multiple films or read the comics necessary to get the jokes? Read our guide, you ignorant shit: 

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