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London Zoo, British Museum: Six places where it's inappropriate, but possible, to get drunk

GETTING pissed in the pub is beginner shit. Advanced drinkers should head to these places where it’s weird to get half-cut, but still possible.

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Dad vehemently denies falling asleep during film

A FATHER has angrily denied accurate accounts from multiple family members that he fell asleep during a film.

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