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Man clearly comfortable enough with sexuality to order white wine

A MAN who ordered a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc for the table is completely confident in his heterosexuality, it has been confirmed.

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Loveliest friend scientifically most likely to marry a prick

YOUR kindest and most wonderful friend is also the one most likely to end up settling down with a huge wanker, new research has found.

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