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Man convinced he was going to get laid on New Year's Eve in bed by 11pm

A MAN sure his New Year’s Eve would end in the throes of passionate sex found himself home alone in bed without making it to midnight.

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Artificial tree envious of trees that get to die

AN ARTIFICIAL Christmas tree is jealous of real Christmas trees because they are allowed to die.

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