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Man doing Dry January only meant pubs

A MAN who has sworn off drinking this month has clarified that it only counts as drinking if it is in the pub, for God’s sake. 

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We ask you: did it snow where you are, or do you reckon it's all made up?

STORM Goretti has swept the country with snow, except in quite a few areas where not a flake fell and residents are understandably suspicious. Snow or hoax? 

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