Man who says he's not drinking tonight lasts exactly seven minutes

A MAN who confidently told friends he was sticking to soft drinks caved after a pathetically short period of time.

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Five-year-olds go on utterly pathetic school trip

A CLASS of five-year-olds have been taken on a pitiful school trip that really was not worth the effort.

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