Man who's been doing Dry January for four days can't understand why he's still fat

A MAN who has been off the booze since the early hours of 1st January is baffled as to why he is still overweight.

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Six New Year's sex tips I have cranked out for money

By TV sex therapist Nikki Hollis

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