Man with booze on display thinks he is cool

A MAN who has lined up some bottles of spirits in his kitchen thinks he is like a famous debauched singer from the 50s.

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Picnic ruined by being outdoors

A PICNIC has been ruined by taking place outside, sources have confirmed.

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