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'May contain prosecco' t-shirts, and other ways Brits pretend their rampant alcoholism is fun

IT’S hard to believe, but we Brits like a few drinks. However the last thing we want to do is take punishing our livers too seriously. Here’s how to keep terrifying levels of alcohol consumption fun.

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Sorry, we're full, UK tells Corden

JAMES Corden has been told he cannot return to the UK because the country is full, it has emerged.

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