New couple wondering if they're ready to have first date without alcohol

A COUPLE who have been seeing each other for several weeks are deciding if they are ready to spend time together while not absolutely pissed.

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Ozzy Osbourne flogging I can't Believe It’s Not Butter!: the weirdest celebrity endorsement ads

ONE of the best things about being a celebrity is being rich. Which makes the decisions of some of them to flog these products all the more baffling.

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