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North East pubs: A guide for visiting Southerners

DRINKING establishments in the North East can be challenging environments for soft Southern shites. Here is a guide to making it as pleasant and safe as is reasonably possible.

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Six celebrities you suspect are secretly bastards, for no good reason

SOME famous people are monsters. Then there are some you suspect of being dreadful based on nothing but idle, vindictive speculation. And why not?

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