Prosecco and Frosty Jack drinkers in park holding each other in equal contempt

A GROUP of Prosecco drinkers and a group of Frosty Jack drinkers have deeply resented each others’ presence in a public park. 

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Tosspots get their frisbees out

THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain’s tosspots have confirmed.

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