Pubs to pipe in pre-recorded misogyny and flatulence

PUBS in England have announced they will be using a pre-recorded playlist of classic pub noises when they reopen.

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Thrilled pub-goers all to be unconscious by 3pm

THIRSTY souls who charge out for their first pub binge in months on Saturday will be unconscious by mid-afternoon, experts have confirmed.

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