Seven hellish effects of moderate drinking this Christmas

MODERATE drinking allows you to dodge hangovers and stops you making a twat of yourself. But at what cost? 

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Lego opened, Lego built, Lego f**king boring

GIFTS of Lego have been opened, built and are now sitting there being as dull as shit. 

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