Six bullshit things to blame for your hangover

HANGOVER causes range from drinking too much to drinking far too much. So why not try these bullshit excuses instead? 

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'A damp squid' and other phrases people mangle horribly

THE English language is complex so it’s easy to make mistakes. But these mangled phrases are never acceptable:

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