'Sober October' smugness better than alcohol, says woman who barely drinks

A WOMAN who cut a tiny amount of alcohol out of her life has discovered that being a self-righteous goody-goody is a much better buzz.

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Seven things some weird bastard is definitely stealing from your house

DO random everyday objects always seem to go missing from your house? Here are seven things some weird bastard burglar is definitely stealing.

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