The six stages of trying and failing to leave the pub

ONLY staying for one? The immutable laws of the pub will prevent you from doing so as you become trapped in the following sequence:

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Chillax, and seven other mutant words that should never have been born

SOME words created from smashing two others together are useful, like internet or biopic. These ought to have been drowned at birth:

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