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The Wetherspoons regular's guide to daytime Zoom drinking

THE ‘Spoons is closed so there’s no longer anywhere to while away the day. Follow regular Norman Steele’s tips and turn your own home into a daytime chain pub. 

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Married couple reach out to single friends who are too busy wanking and drinking to answer

A MARRIED couple are kindly reaching out to their single friends who are too busy wanking, eating and getting drunk to answer.

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